I'm Nixie, I'm like 2 1/2 most of the time, I like raccons, cheese, and I make hair pretty.

tyleroakley:

she is LIVING

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  • friend: hey whats up
  • me: MAKING CLICKING NOISES WITH MY TEETH
  • friend: thats nice.....why?
  • me: IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PIRANHA